Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.
Are you the sun? Because you're definitely lighting up my night.
I never properly thanked you for gifting me that stun gun.
Now that you're single, list your five most eligible bachelors/bachelorettes.
I’m not currently an organ donor, but I’d love to give you my heart.
I'd take you to the movies, but they don't let you bring in your own snacks.
I'm lifting more because of you.
But I might have skipped on a couple of leg days.
But I might have skipped on a couple of leg days.
Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
You must be a magician. Because any time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
I want to be your derivative so I can be tangent to your curves.
I'm rearranging the alphabet and I need one more letter...U.
They say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth, but clearly they've never stood next to you.
If being beautiful was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.
I think someone might've stolen the stars and put them in your eyes.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Are you a triangle? Because you're acute one.
If you were a pizza, you'd be a Margherita because you're simple but perfect
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest.
You're like a fossil sample, and I'm like an impatient paleontologist, because I want to date you badly.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te.
Are you a banana? 'Cause I find you apPEELing!


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