[ You know what's better than one sad cabbage waving a sign? Two sad cabbages waving a sign.
Except in this case it's a cabbage and a cucumber both waving signs, because two cabbages would just be overkill. Two different vegetables though? Now they're talking. Or, well, someone out there's probably talking, but not in the way the managers of the store want them to. There are a couple of snickers from assorted passersby as they....well, pass by, but not a single person falls prey to their wiles except to snap a blurry photo and leave.
The cucumber turns to look at the cabbage. For some reason, his costume is blue? Guess they ran out of green fabric or something. ]
How long do you think they're going to make us do this before they realize it doesn't work?
[ Apparently cucumbers are (glances at the sign) only 30% off. Damn. ]
can't believe no one picked the cabbage prompt
Except in this case it's a cabbage and a cucumber both waving signs, because two cabbages would just be overkill. Two different vegetables though? Now they're talking. Or, well, someone out there's probably talking, but not in the way the managers of the store want them to. There are a couple of snickers from assorted passersby as they....well, pass by, but not a single person falls prey to their wiles except to snap a blurry photo and leave.
The cucumber turns to look at the cabbage. For some reason, his costume is blue? Guess they ran out of green fabric or something. ]
How long do you think they're going to make us do this before they realize it doesn't work?
[ Apparently cucumbers are (glances at the sign) only 30% off. Damn. ]