[Launchpad stares out into the vast horizon. His knuckles flex against the steering wheel, tapping out a little beat. In the rearview mirror you can see his eyes burn with newfound conviction.]

Then I know what my next adventure is going to be. Making sure you have a fun time on this ride!

[Oh shit he's turning his head to the backseat again.]

We're going to do every fun thing I can think of. The "I Spy" game. The punchbuggy game. The "singing a song" game. The "fortunately/unfortunately" game. The "try not to strangle Launchpad" game. We will not rest until you are having so much fun you'll, um, need to take a rest. From all the fun!

Or bathroom break.