[ Eddie isn’t lucky enough to have halfway godlike senses, and he nearly lets out a loud yelp when a hand reaches out to grab him through the darkness, but he manages to keep his cool. He takes a deep shaky breath as he uprights himself, curbing his anxiety as best he can by shaking out his hands and giving a good shake of his head. ]

Yeah. Sorry. Shit.

[ He’s basically speaking into the dark here, managing to see little more than the outline of someone who doesn’t sound much older or look much taller than himself. ]

You know, I’ve gotta say I've never been in worse, so, uh…could be five star accommodations for all I know.

[ His family was never the type to take vacations or to stay in hotels. Not enough money in the budget for anything more than the occasional day trip to Indy. ]

At least you can’t see the roaches this way.