[Oh, yeah. Lucky. Lucky is being this close to the Package of the Future. And Wade's taking a whoooole eyeful.
Wait. Not a chance in hell he'd mistake Oldboy himself's voice, even if it's been, you know. Shaky hands. Years. And not that he was expecting Cable's next line to him to be the sexiest little ditty, but he sure as shit would hope for something a little better than "you're letting the air out."
Sort of something like, "Why the fuck didn't you call me for the threequel, asshole?" Look, there was a mix-up with the agents, he lost his phone, Shatterstar was cheaper, blah blah blah.]
Cable! Tell me this is a convenient meet-up in a brand new medium and not you being pissed about the timeline montage? [Is he selling himself out immediately? Yeah. You be face-to-face with the Terminator's T-1000 and see how you feel.] Totally not my idea, by the way, that's on Negs. Seriously, teenagers. You can't trust them with anything. Just wanna stick their little fingers in --
[He's still stuck in the window, and now he's starting to crush his dick, but Wade still sucks in a breath to smell -- cold.] Wait a second, which HVAC guy did you have to blow to still have AC on in here?
[Not a chance in hell he's leaving now! They're like, best buddies! Before he was replaced with a different best buddy who had his name in the title! And best buddies share the best air. Like, are Cable's lungs even fleshy anymore? He doesn't even need it, probably.]
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Wait. Not a chance in hell he'd mistake Oldboy himself's voice, even if it's been, you know. Shaky hands. Years. And not that he was expecting Cable's next line to him to be the sexiest little ditty, but he sure as shit would hope for something a little better than "you're letting the air out."
Sort of something like, "Why the fuck didn't you call me for the threequel, asshole?" Look, there was a mix-up with the agents, he lost his phone, Shatterstar was cheaper, blah blah blah.]
Cable! Tell me this is a convenient meet-up in a brand new medium and not you being pissed about the timeline montage? [Is he selling himself out immediately? Yeah. You be face-to-face with the Terminator's T-1000 and see how you feel.] Totally not my idea, by the way, that's on Negs. Seriously, teenagers. You can't trust them with anything. Just wanna stick their little fingers in --
[He's still stuck in the window, and now he's starting to crush his dick, but Wade still sucks in a breath to smell -- cold.] Wait a second, which HVAC guy did you have to blow to still have AC on in here?
[Not a chance in hell he's leaving now! They're like, best buddies! Before he was replaced with a different best buddy who had his name in the title! And best buddies share the best air. Like, are Cable's lungs even fleshy anymore? He doesn't even need it, probably.]