[If you got long pointy ears, you’re an elf. Them’s the rules.

Kaine plants his hands on his hips, not satisfied with her explanation. Like, even with no one to really blame, he’s still irrationally annoyed!]

Well with one of them, you won’t turn yourself into a smear on the road if you lean the wrong way. The other one you just fall and die.

[It’s not hard to see there’s a whole chassis surrounding the driver to keep them safe! It’s obviously the safer option if you’re unfamiliar between the two! (Though… even he can admit, a motorcycle is a lot cooler. Like, a lot.)]