[This guy looks rough. There's no nicer way to put it, but even though River can be a motormouth, he does have some tact. River beams when the offer is accepted and Jesse seats himself in the front.]

Glad to hear it. Welcome aboard! And it looks like I arrived in the nick of time.

[Jesse's question makes him blink and then guffaw in disbelief shaking his head.]

Crypto? That convoluted bull-crap of a currency? If I wanted to scam people, I'd just be a total quack and recommend Herbalife.

[See, he's good people. He revs up the engine again and the Hummer starts sailing down the road.]

And you're welcome. The name's River and I'm from California. Where'd you fall in from?