[ Strange also doesn't know what a car is and doesn't care to learn. He is going to absolutely fuck up the gear shift on this thing and he is perfectly fine with that. ]

You say things like that, but how can one man be alive for more than three hundred years? You certainly weren't spirited away to a fairy realm—I would be able to tell. That sort of thing always leaves behind a...residue, I suppose? Though nothing as harsh as that sounds.