[ It just so happens that Eddie is the lucky (?) soul to get caught behind Henry and his car. Henry might think it’s hideous, Eddie thinks it’s kind of an incredible piece of machinery—or it would be if it were being driven at least 40 mph faster. ]
Oh my god. Holy shit—
[ He murmurs under his breath as he’s forced to slow to a crawl. He endures it for a few minutes, expecting that maybe the driver is consulting a map while trying to drive, but it’s physically painful to be driving this slow with so much open road up ahead, and eventually he can’t handle it any longer. He give a few short honks of the horn, then veers onto the shoulder to drive alongside the Oldsmobile.
He’s mostly surprised not to find a geriatric in the driver’s seat, and they’re still both driving so slowly, Eddie can easily roll his window down to call out to driver while still rolling along. ]
001 back at it again with my bff henry
Oh my god. Holy shit—
[ He murmurs under his breath as he’s forced to slow to a crawl. He endures it for a few minutes, expecting that maybe the driver is consulting a map while trying to drive, but it’s physically painful to be driving this slow with so much open road up ahead, and eventually he can’t handle it any longer. He give a few short honks of the horn, then veers onto the shoulder to drive alongside the Oldsmobile.
He’s mostly surprised not to find a geriatric in the driver’s seat, and they’re still both driving so slowly, Eddie can easily roll his window down to call out to driver while still rolling along. ]
Hey, speed demon! You good, or...?