[ His head snaps around when the engine roars. The fuck is happening. What theโ ]
You had two cars? Why the hell didn't you mention that in the first place.
[ Had being the operative word. He rubs his temple with his thumb and forefinger. Jesus Christ. He almost wishes they had killed him when they ran him over. Would've saved him some trouble. How come this is never anybody else's problem, huh? How come this kinda shit always becomes his problem?
He stares at Santa's twin elves for a long second.
You gotta be kidding him. Can't believe he's doing this. ]
Alright, c'mon. [ He swings his leg over the bike. ] Get the fuck on, let's go. Make yourselves fit and don't fall off. I'm not turning around, you hear?
oh no
You had two cars? Why the hell didn't you mention that in the first place.
[ Had being the operative word. He rubs his temple with his thumb and forefinger. Jesus Christ. He almost wishes they had killed him when they ran him over. Would've saved him some trouble. How come this is never anybody else's problem, huh? How come this kinda shit always becomes his problem?
He stares at Santa's twin elves for a long second.
You gotta be kidding him. Can't believe he's doing this. ]
Alright, c'mon. [ He swings his leg over the bike. ] Get the fuck on, let's go. Make yourselves fit and don't fall off. I'm not turning around, you hear?