[He says around a mouthful of crackers and lets her continue without further interruption. You know, all you have to do to get Wade's carefully selected respectful silence is lightly threaten him with witch magic. The secret is that simple.
He may still be very disturbed by Cassandra removing Johnny's skin, and when you think real hard about it she's basically a witch, right? Probably even has square feet and no toes.
Now he's almost discretely trying to look at Wanda's feet. Does she have toes...? Surely she has toes. Have Wanda's toes ever been featured on-screen? There's definitely toes.
Wait, he's paying attention.] I mean, hah, I wouldn't say no, if it was. Not that I was thinking it was. That would be, obviously, crazy. [He's not giddy at the thought. An Avengers sleepover??? No one would believe him. In his first mini event? No one works that fast.
He does take the bottle, though. Free is free even if he has to steal procure more water for her later.] Scout's honour, I'll bring you two. And yes, you can dig. I was a Scout. I don't know why no one believes me.
[There's a lot of reasons.] I wouldn't really apply the word "hero". Specifically. Maybe adjacent. Quadrilateral. I was an X-Man* once. Not that you... yeah, you don't know them yet. Don't worry about it. I'm like, medically a freak. It's a genetic condition. Technically. For some reason it keeps getting tied to raised rates of heroic deeds. Also probably a medical condition. I saved the multiverse, too. That probably counts.
[He's explaining all this while he keeps eating crackers, by the way.]
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[He says around a mouthful of crackers and lets her continue without further interruption. You know, all you have to do to get Wade's carefully selected respectful silence is lightly threaten him with witch magic. The secret is that simple.
He may still be very disturbed by Cassandra removing Johnny's skin, and when you think real hard about it she's basically a witch, right? Probably even has square feet and no toes.
Now he's almost discretely trying to look at Wanda's feet. Does she have toes...? Surely she has toes. Have Wanda's toes ever been featured on-screen? There's definitely toes.
Wait, he's paying attention.] I mean, hah, I wouldn't say no, if it was. Not that I was thinking it was. That would be, obviously, crazy. [He's not giddy at the thought. An Avengers sleepover??? No one would believe him. In his first mini event? No one works that fast.
He does take the bottle, though. Free is free even if he has to
stealprocure more water for her later.] Scout's honour, I'll bring you two. And yes, you can dig. I was a Scout. I don't know why no one believes me.[There's a lot of reasons.] I wouldn't really apply the word "hero". Specifically. Maybe adjacent. Quadrilateral. I was an X-Man* once. Not that you... yeah, you don't know them yet. Don't worry about it. I'm like, medically a freak. It's a genetic condition. Technically. For some reason it keeps getting tied to raised rates of heroic deeds. Also probably a medical condition. I saved the multiverse, too. That probably counts.
[He's explaining all this while he keeps eating crackers, by the way.]