[ Imagine being so dedicated to color coordination. Actually I can't even joke about that because when your color scheme is monochrome shot through with red, it's easy to accessorize. Case in point: the ugly little nokia he pulls out of his own pocket, barely able to do much more than call, text, and play a few rounds of Snake. ]

Only if you're willing. But as much as I enjoy a good tea party, this is quite a bit faster in case of an emergency.

[ And he's not naive enough to assume that things will be only smooth sailing for them here. ]

If you're concerned about your privacy, I'm happy to limit communication only to what's strictly necessary.

[ IE. business. ]