[Speaking of people (are elves people? a question for a different time) being super observant... or the lack thereof.
Any other car, Wade would've ignored. Probably. He was in need of one so he could repair his sweet little Beetle, who he refuses to abandon (seriously, it's grown on him despite being a Vee Dub.) That baby is a classic. And that colour! Muah. Seriously. Perfect dandelion yellow.
But a pretty little thing just hanging around in the outlands, waiting for his pretty little ass to sit in her? What's he gonna do, deny himself the pleasure? This car has owned all over it. The chance of ruining someone's day this badly? He's never practised self-denial for a reason.]
Well, well, well. Not quite the character of the last heap I passed... [He kicks her tire. This one isn't even covered in blood or has bones tied to the windshield wipers,] but you'll do nicely. Man! Whoever left you out here all alone is a complete asshole. If they're not having a bad day, it's about to get waaay worse.
[And this is him driving off in Alisaie's car back towards the city, where he can get a new tire for his Beetle and, dunno, maybe set this one on fire for fun.]
I also have a permission slip
Any other car, Wade would've ignored. Probably. He was in need of one so he could repair his sweet little Beetle, who he refuses to abandon (seriously, it's grown on him despite being a Vee Dub.) That baby is a classic. And that colour! Muah. Seriously. Perfect dandelion yellow.
But a pretty little thing just hanging around in the outlands, waiting for his pretty little ass to sit in her? What's he gonna do, deny himself the pleasure? This car has owned all over it. The chance of ruining someone's day this badly? He's never practised self-denial for a reason.]
Well, well, well. Not quite the character of the last heap I passed... [He kicks her tire. This one isn't even covered in blood or has bones tied to the windshield wipers,] but you'll do nicely. Man! Whoever left you out here all alone is a complete asshole. If they're not having a bad day, it's about to get waaay worse.
[And this is him driving off in Alisaie's car back towards the city, where he can get a new tire for his Beetle and, dunno, maybe set this one on fire for fun.]