Why would you ever want to..? Oh. I. I see. [ Is she making fun of him? A joke at his expense? He really can't tell, but he's suddenly aware of the fact that she is very pretty and willing enough to tolerate his tragic sense of humor. He has... no idea what to do with this information.

Adrian clears his throat, well aware of the flush that has set the tiny golden freckles on his face ablaze with warm light. ] It's... the outfit, isn't it? I'm afraid you'll be terribly disappointed once I've been forced to return it. Are you from Faerûn, Miss Forzane?

[ Definitely smooth topic change. Nothing to see here. ]