[There's not a chance that a guy with a face that lovable would be here to kill him or laugh at his misery, though honestly, he could pretty much do anything to Wade as long as his ears wiggled while he did it. My god. Look at them. They're so... so big. He's got to touch one.
People have died for less.
Whatever he says with those gorgeously horny oversized lips, Wade just nods and gives him a thumbs-up. G'raha could've called him a world-class arschgeige in three different languages and Wade would've thanked him for it at this point.
Don't worry, he's still sort of drowning. He'll remember eventually to pantomime this right before the cat man runs off.]
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People have died for less.
Whatever he says with those gorgeously horny oversized lips, Wade just nods and gives him a thumbs-up. G'raha could've called him a world-class arschgeige in three different languages and Wade would've thanked him for it at this point.
Don't worry, he's still sort of drowning. He'll remember eventually to pantomime this right before the cat man runs off.]