[Whoa, whoa, whoa, a lot of that is absolutely the TVA's fault. Actually, all of it was. Because? They have to be the only corporation in existence where their middle managers aren't middle managing, or they would've probably had a slightly superior superior who sniffed out that Paradox was crazy. And Evil. And British. And so upset at Mangold that he was going to destroy arguably the whole reason the MCU exists! That specifically being Earth-10005.
Man, that plot sounds so contrived when you write it out like that.
Hold on a second, does that say he trusts him?! How does he get that printed on a shirt? A set of personalized stationery? A string of those triangle flag things he can use to garrote the next guy who tries to break into his apartment? Sorry, sorry, he's not peeking into internal monologues here, bye.
Wade makes a noise between a "whew" and a sort of choked guffaw.] Ohh, yeah, I'd say so, yep. Let's just say you've lost the plot a little... (Or the plot left you behind, it happens to the best of us.)
[And Wade's gonna plaster himself in a chair (but backwards, because he's an actual child) since, let's be real, Cable inviting him to stay for more time is about similar to being handled a real life unicorn composed entirely of diamonds. It's a priceless treasure.
(And Wade really could use a familiar face.)] Wasted? Excuse you, I saved every single timeline in the multiverse. [Off Cable's expression, which is probably very similar to the last two 100x100's of frowning appearing in this conversation.] Hey! Don't you dare give me that look, I'm being serious this time. I saved every timeline. From Chuck's evil, strangely equally bald twin, who almost blew it all up with one of the over-designed Mcguffins I've ever seen set designers pour sweat into. Like, they literally named it a "Timeripper". Gee, I wonder what that's gonna do?
[Anyway. Wade shrugs, leaning back, like it's very much another day in the life of, crossing his arms over his chest 'cause he's so satisfied with how his story's going. Because there's no huge, incredibly unbelievable leap between killing pedophiles in one movie and then saving the entire multiverse in the next.] Also Wolverine was there. As a cameo.
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Man, that plot sounds so contrived when you write it out like that.
Hold on a second, does that say he trusts him?! How does he get that printed on a shirt? A set of personalized stationery? A string of those triangle flag things he can use to garrote the next guy who tries to break into his apartment? Sorry, sorry, he's not peeking into internal monologues here, bye.
Wade makes a noise between a "whew" and a sort of choked guffaw.] Ohh, yeah, I'd say so, yep. Let's just say you've lost the plot a little... (Or the plot left you behind, it happens to the best of us.)
[And Wade's gonna plaster himself in a chair (but backwards, because he's an actual child) since, let's be real, Cable inviting him to stay for more time is about similar to being handled a real life unicorn composed entirely of diamonds. It's a priceless treasure.
(And Wade really could use a familiar face.)] Wasted? Excuse you, I saved every single timeline in the multiverse. [Off Cable's expression, which is probably very similar to the last two 100x100's of frowning appearing in this conversation.] Hey! Don't you dare give me that look, I'm being serious this time. I saved every timeline. From Chuck's evil, strangely equally bald twin, who almost blew it all up with one of the over-designed Mcguffins I've ever seen set designers pour sweat into. Like, they literally named it a "Timeripper". Gee, I wonder what that's gonna do?
[Anyway. Wade shrugs, leaning back, like it's very much another day in the life of, crossing his arms over his chest 'cause he's so satisfied with how his story's going. Because there's no huge, incredibly unbelievable leap between killing pedophiles in one movie and then saving the entire multiverse in the next.] Also Wolverine was there. As a cameo.