[It's cute that she's feeling squirreley about a little B&E. He could pull this kind of crap by the time he was in double digits. But then, Gotham really does tend to grow a different breed. In the grand scheme of crimes going on tonight, he'd put money on this being the least of anyone's problems.
Apparently unmoved by this offer, he drops into a crouch in front of the door to get to work. Blithely—]
Are you gonna take me in, officer?
[Look: he's not even kicking the door in! See how considerate he's being.]
We can call it a wellness check, if you prefer.
[Just with the added element of surprise. Honestly, it's not like she couldn't just walk up and take matters into her own hands while he's busy. He just as soon assumes she'll wash her hands and leave him to it.]
no worries friend I have never been speedy a day in my life
Apparently unmoved by this offer, he drops into a crouch in front of the door to get to work. Blithely—]
Are you gonna take me in, officer?
[Look: he's not even kicking the door in! See how considerate he's being.]
We can call it a wellness check, if you prefer.
[Just with the added element of surprise. Honestly, it's not like she couldn't just walk up and take matters into her own hands while he's busy. He just as soon assumes she'll wash her hands and leave him to it.]