[ Don’t worry about murdering him horribly, Henry. You’ll get to do that in about…oh, seven years? And this time around, Eddie has no idea it’s coming!

But right now, nothing about Henry screams particularly dangerous. He’s just a fellow traveller, a fellow loan-holder, someone who’s been left to his own devices in the worst way. Eddie wouldn’t feel great if he rolled on without at least warning him about the engine.

When the other man rolls up his window without a word, Eddie laughs out loud. Well, that’s one way to get out of this conversation. God forbid he tries to help. He begins to navigate the van in a wide arc around him to carry on his way, but then Henry proves him wrong. The Oldsmobile pulls over to the side of the road, and Eddie follows suit, hopping out of his van with a grin. ]

Honestly? No. I was just trying to get the hell out of there before they tried to figure out something else to charge me for. I figured they might give a tutorial to anyone who stuck around long enough, but, uh...apparently not.

[ He gestures vague to the vehicle. ]

You want me to give you a quick run-down, or...?