( If he could read minds, he might play devil's advocate here; he found a channel airing old episodes of The Andy Griffith Show that he's pretty sure came from a different universe entirely — one where apparently people domesticated bears instead of horses. You'd be amazed how little that changes things, and how long a man can stay entertained by a bunch of old-timey assholes riding bears.
Test it for speed?
He huffs out a sound despite himself, one that under technical legal definition might count as a laugh. More of a letter of the law than spirit of the law thing, but it counts. )
Sure, yeah, you could say that.
( Which might sound vaguely ominous, but it's only because he means he rode down a couple of bandits on jacked up dirt bike monstrosities with it a few days back. So. Actually. Ominous is probably the right word.
He grabs a rag from his nebulous pile of generic car tools and shit, and starts wiping the grease off his hands while he wearily watches Stranger Danger do a van appraisal. )
Not a whole lotta get up and go but she corners like a champ.
( Not a rollover risk, all four stay on the floor. Durable as hell. Speed's less important when you're an endurance predator. )
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Test it for speed?
He huffs out a sound despite himself, one that under technical legal definition might count as a laugh. More of a letter of the law than spirit of the law thing, but it counts. )
Sure, yeah, you could say that.
( Which might sound vaguely ominous, but it's only because he means he rode down a couple of bandits on jacked up dirt bike monstrosities with it a few days back. So. Actually. Ominous is probably the right word.
He grabs a rag from his nebulous pile of generic car tools and shit, and starts wiping the grease off his hands while he wearily watches Stranger Danger do a van appraisal. )
Not a whole lotta get up and go but she corners like a champ.
( Not a rollover risk, all four stay on the floor. Durable as hell. Speed's less important when you're an endurance predator. )