[Worry not, fair cyberfriend. He's gonna spring it on Cable when he least suspects it. Now that he's settled that his ol' pal isn't mad about the threequel. God bless that kind of media ignorance. It's gonna geet him so far in life.]

Oh, that little thing? Haha, no, that's totally unreleated, and besides, it wasn't all bad, I left baby Hitler alive. [That's a bonus, right? He didn't fuck up history! (It was way harder than he thought it'd be.)] You'd think I would be blaming this on the TVA again, right? It's like the Void all over again, except there's more electricity and ramen. You know, you weren't there, but it's like you were there. Spiritually. [Mostly when he was being stabbed, over and over, with knives.] But me and the TVA, we're like this. [He curls both of his index fingers tightly together. Him and B-15, they're like besties, almost. In the way that she's totally dating Peter and Peter's his bestie, which makes him a bestie-by-proxy.]

So, uh, what I'm saying is... is we can blame this on a completely different cosmic entity that has noooothing to do with your time traveling thingie.

[Nailed it. This explanation made perfect sense.] That I don't have anyway.

[Anymore.]