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nashua whelan. ([personal profile] nashua) wrote in [community profile] diademooc 2025-05-21 03:46 am (UTC)

free samples! good with spoilers, if it comes up

[ Oh. Octopus down.

Nashua waits until the crowd has picked his tray of samples clean before sidling over. She's not a hero to swoop in and grandly wave everyone off, especially not for little cups of bacon wrapped in more bacon with toothpicks for skewers; anyone who is willing to push over another person for such meager offerings would likely bite her ear off or something if she got involved. Once the crowd has comfortably dispersed, she glances down at his googly octopus eyes. It's as much of a facsimile of eye contact as she can get. ]


You okay, buddy? You didn't hit your head or anything, right?

[ He must be sweltering in there. Nash doesn't envy him in the slightest. ]

I'm going to try to get you up. Should I grab your, uh, left tentacles or your right?

[ She has no sense of where he begins and ends in that costume and accidentally copping a feel would pretty much land her in shame jail. Not only is he an octopus, the colours his costume are dyed aren't even found in nature. ]

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