[Of all the rooms to pick. Feels like the more he dives into this prompt, the worse his luck is getting. And he still hasn't found a fucking smoke! Where are all the depressed cable TV antiheroes? Okay, from like, pre-2007, at least, before they started cutting the good shit from being on-screen.

Wade tries wiggling. And he's... not moving.

And he definitely knows that voice.]

Hee-eey! You'll never believe it, but I'm here to check the power meter. Can you fathom how bad these blackouts must be for the profit margins, huh? We're so bad at our jobs. [Yeah, this is not working.] I'm digging the vibes. Full on "witch, please," I totally get it, if you need a partner for a seance or a little virgin blood sacrifice, I'm your guy. Did I mention this is my first meeting with a witch? [He tries moving again with a groan. This is so embarrassing. And in front of an ex-Avenger? (Debatable?)] Please don't kill me, I'm a big fan.

[Who else did fourth wall as good as him? It sure as shit wasn't Ant-Man. Okay, admittedly, he wasn't into the sequels, maybe it got better.] Not as big a fan of your sisters on Full House, absolute laugh riot -- okay, okay, you had to be there, I admit, that sounds really weird even in context. [Wade clears his throat.] You're not gonna let me leave, are you.

[That was longer than 15 seconds, also.]