Eeyyy, we already have something in common! Nothing wrong with using an expanded vocabulary, that's a them problem.

[no you just talk too much]

And regarding mysterious spooky, gloop... Well, anything can look like that if you don't clean your house, especially your bathroom and refrigerator. Like, have you ever left food out and forgotten it exists and when you open up, it's become molded over and slimy to hell and back and you wonder what it was in the first place because it's been so long you don't remember what food it was?

[case in point River nods sagely.]

So yeah. I got experience in the supernatural, magical, paranormal, whatever the fuck you wanna call it, but you gotta account for the manmade phenomenons first, you know what I mean?