[Wade's little white lenses squint back at him at at that.] Yeah? And? [Doors are boring. No one feels epic when they're lock picking a fucking door. If he breaks it, who's gonna make sure the cold air stays on the inside? Checkmate.
It's about the time when the glass starts whining from how hard Wade's about to push himself through that the bum finally gets up and helps.
And with an unsatisfying amount of groaning, he and his sword make it through where he hops down on his feet, brushing himself off and looking around.] Nice digs. [You know, for a cheap motel. His head whips back to the window, then back to the room's temporary owner.] And what shape you think the pizza would be in after that? Come on! You can get a fresh one with less groin strain. [He might've pulled a muscle. Lucky it basically heals instantly!
And then Wade goes and finds the nearest bag to start looking in it. Yeah, he has zero concept of the rules of being a guest, especially post break-in. No worries, this is only like the third room he's done it to. And considering he's gotten through with only one mild stabbing, he's doing pretty well.] Oh, this is like, my whole thing. [He gestures to his head with one hand and keeps digging through shit with the other.] You got a carton on you? A single pack? Hell, I'll even take the shittiest weed you've got at this point. Easy trade, I'll kill your neighbor who's been beatboxing for the last four hours. Seriously, how do you sleep through that?
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It's about the time when the glass starts whining from how hard Wade's about to push himself through that the bum finally gets up and helps.
And with an unsatisfying amount of groaning, he and his sword make it through where he hops down on his feet, brushing himself off and looking around.] Nice digs. [You know, for a cheap motel. His head whips back to the window, then back to the room's temporary owner.] And what shape you think the pizza would be in after that? Come on! You can get a fresh one with less groin strain. [He might've pulled a muscle. Lucky it basically heals instantly!
And then Wade goes and finds the nearest bag to start looking in it. Yeah, he has zero concept of the rules of being a guest, especially post break-in. No worries, this is only like the third room he's done it to. And considering he's gotten through with only one mild stabbing, he's doing pretty well.] Oh, this is like, my whole thing. [He gestures to his head with one hand and keeps digging through shit with the other.] You got a carton on you? A single pack? Hell, I'll even take the shittiest weed you've got at this point. Easy trade, I'll kill your neighbor who's been beatboxing for the last four hours. Seriously, how do you sleep through that?