Character: Laszlo Cravensworth Canon: What We Do in the Shadows
First Contact Scenario(s): Not obtaining a hitchhiker himself, but Laszlo will be at the mall for reasons ranging from looting to investigating the mannequin rumors if anyone needs a chauffeur or just a witness.
Mannequin Scenario(s):
Absolutely begging for slapstick shenanigans where Laszlo slaps your mannequin around and/or comedy of errors situations where he blames you for the mannequin's cheeky comments. Road trip optional! (He will make you pay him.)
He will be happy to cut any affected limbs off. Probably will make a network post about this 😇 (He will also make you pay him for this)
Weird science experiments where he investigates the synchronized injury trope by hitting the mannequin with a shovel and writing down disappointed notes where you aren't concussed by it.
His vehicle is an ambulance so let's all pile up a bunch of mannequins in the back and drive them to the diffusion zone for disposal surely nothing can go wrong
idk probably I will harass Mouse to drag Nandor into situations if you want to be part of an evil threeway* thread. (*sexual meaning optional)
Other Plans: If anyone is interested in investigating the mannequins or the diffusion zones in general, hmu 👀 Let's get sciencey!
laszlo / wwdits
Canon: What We Do in the Shadows
First Contact Scenario(s): Not obtaining a hitchhiker himself, but Laszlo will be at the mall for reasons ranging from looting to investigating the mannequin rumors if anyone needs a chauffeur or just a witness.
Mannequin Scenario(s):
- Absolutely begging for slapstick shenanigans where Laszlo slaps your mannequin around and/or comedy of errors situations where he blames you for the mannequin's cheeky comments. Road trip optional! (He will make you pay him.)
- He will be happy to cut any affected limbs off. Probably will make a network post about this 😇 (He will also make you pay him for this)
- Weird science experiments where he investigates the synchronized injury trope by hitting the mannequin with a shovel and writing down disappointed notes where you aren't concussed by it.
- His vehicle is an ambulance so let's all pile up a bunch of mannequins in the back and drive them to the diffusion zone for disposal surely nothing can go wrong
- idk probably I will harass Mouse to drag Nandor into situations if you want to be part of an evil threeway* thread. (*sexual meaning optional)
Other Plans: If anyone is interested in investigating the mannequins or the diffusion zones in general, hmu 👀 Let's get sciencey!