First Contact Scenario(s): Wade will be getting a hitchhiker that probably curls up and sits menacingly in his trunk, but I'm thinking he'll meet them at the mall while going shopping for period appropriate clothing and a walkman!! A man needs his tunes (he can only find the lion king cassette and maybe a limp bizkit one, whom he hates)
Mannequin Scenario(s):
+ Wade can help people deal with their mannequins or set them on fire if they're like, really, really sure it's what they want, but please be prepared he's really bad at helping people in general if it doesn't involve killing something + His mannequin will actually look like Wade pre-mutation, who is just a babyfaced smooth-skinned Ryan Reynolds, who speaks only in quotes from romcoms and is menacingly Nice + At some point the mannequin will assimilate Wade's ability to be a crazy asshole by shoving swords into his arms in a misplaced attempt to be a character from a terrible Fox origins movie + At some point Wade will be encountering Frank/The Punisher's mannequin who will kill and dismember Real!Wade's body in a grotesque mockery of symbolism, which anyone is free to come across and be horrified by!! + honestly down for any shenanigans apart from these, I'm a shenanigans kinda lady!! I love fights if anyone wants to fight his mannequin or have their mannequin attack him, he basically can't die so I want to abuse him as much as possible thank u
Other Plans: Other than these plans he might visit All the Places because they're new and interesting ways to die!! I'm open to ANY plans, please comment on how cute his mannequin is and Wade is like.... gestures at all of him
Wade Wilson/Deadpool | XMCU
Canon: XMCU
First Contact Scenario(s): Wade will be getting a hitchhiker that probably curls up and sits menacingly in his trunk, but I'm thinking he'll meet them at the mall while going shopping for period appropriate clothing and a walkman!! A man needs his tunes (he can only find the lion king cassette and maybe a limp bizkit one, whom he hates)
Mannequin Scenario(s):
+ Wade can help people deal with their mannequins or set them on fire if they're like, really, really sure it's what they want, but please be prepared he's really bad at helping people in general if it doesn't involve killing something
+ His mannequin will actually look like Wade pre-mutation, who is just a babyfaced smooth-skinned Ryan Reynolds, who speaks only in quotes from romcoms and is menacingly Nice
+ At some point the mannequin will assimilate Wade's ability to be a crazy asshole by shoving swords into his arms in a misplaced attempt to be a character from a terrible Fox origins movie
+ At some point Wade will be encountering Frank/The Punisher's mannequin who will kill and dismember Real!Wade's body in a grotesque mockery of symbolism, which anyone is free to come across and be horrified by!!
+ honestly down for any shenanigans apart from these, I'm a shenanigans kinda lady!! I love fights if anyone wants to fight his mannequin or have their mannequin attack him, he basically can't die so I want to abuse him as much as possible thank u
Other Plans: Other than these plans he might visit All the Places because they're new and interesting ways to die!! I'm open to ANY plans, please comment on how cute his mannequin is and Wade is like.... gestures at all of him