god i'd die for laszlo (which checks out because he'd kill me)

please allow me to present you a version of a wizard superhero who made real bad choices and is trying to make it right. want to get ahead of any dick measuring contest worries by saying this guy has soooo many eldritch powers in him and idgaf i just want him to eat shit in front of the wwdits over and over. just make an absolute embarrassment of himself. a punchline. absurd vampire humiliation