I know just enough about late season SPN to know that Eileen should have been the blurry wife, dang it.

That works great! I think the game's communication mechanic also means that if Wrench wants to be understood, he likely will be? (Of course that is all one-directional, but I am happy to play around with whatever seems most interesting for folks. Rule Of Fun all the way!) He'd also be glad to do some casual instruction, so Sam can be well prepared to return home and blow Eileen away with his progress lol